Thursday, June 28, 2007

More Pastel Defender Heliotrope

If you can get past the orgy of cocksucking and brown-nosing, you may find that JDR, the brains behind PDH, has made a response to my review. In it, she says that she is not afraid of me (for some reason) and my cracks about her gender (which I made none of - all I did was call her a nutjob, unless you call referencing her cheating at the "am I really a girl" test to be one).

Indeed, she says "At 47, I should hope I do not cower like a child."

Which is pretty much a bare-faced lie. This is the same JDR who
claims she can't get a real job because she has a severe anxiety disorder. This is the same JDR who did this:




That is her, drawing herself getting an apology from someone who didn't acquiese to her insane demands for a shitty faux-Japanese RPG she was trying to make. And by "trying to make" I mean "having someone else make it for her". I guess that, when upset that the impossible had not been achieved within her ridiculous time limit, she threw a little tantrum and decided that the most mature and adult way to deal with this would be to make a comic where this poor shmuck has words put in his mouth that make JDR feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Yes, this is from the zany transexual who decides that I'm immature. Which must make me so immature I go through a reverse-punarbhava and end up being a rather content willow tree.

JDR says I should have "the huevos to stand for what they say with their real name." Which is funny on two accounts. First, out of us both, I'm the only one who didn't get my huevos hacked off by a doctor. Second, "John Solomon" is as much the name I was given as "Jennifer Diane" is to her.

So, since this is not the review in which I promise no personal attacks, I'm just going to spend the rest of this sentence saying what a fucked-up, know-nothing, uncreative, fat, stupid, whiny crybaby JDR is. I'm afraid that browbeating and intimidating your own fucked-up New Age hippy family has left you with the assumption your words are scathing to someone like me. They're not, you ugly old tranny. Get back to wishing you were 14 years old again so your perverted obsession with anime wouldn't seem so pathetic.

25 comments:

Anonymous said...
The best part is that if you made up a fake name, and claimed it was your real one, they wouldn't be able to tell. Lotta good "USE YOUR REAL NAME TO STAND BY YOUR CRITICISMS A BLOO BLOO BLOO" does for them.
haha, what a tard said...
Haha! She drew him with a pocket protector and sweatpants.
LimbClock said...
Jello Biafra would love this blog. Brutally honest, just the way i like it.
Anonymous said...
Stupid question: but how can we, the circle jerking, blinbdly obedient fans know for sure, that you'll keep within the line of being angry, brutal and stuff? I've seen great webcomics and blogs turn hideously deformed crates of flaming poop because of a SINGLE "story arc". how can we know you won't wuss out on us?
John Solomon said...
Because I'm awesome.
syrg said...
Just a thought: I'm pretty sure the biggest sign to flee a blog is when it has a "story arc".
syrg said...
Also, just thinking about it, John: damnit, now if I go after JDR I'm gonna have to step up my game. Bastard.
John Solomon said...
Wait until the 36-post epic where David Willis gets cancer of the Drama and I get to shout dramatically!
Anonymous said...
'"Kokoro" means heart… heartfelt.' I feel bad in my dictionary. The real word for "heartfelt" is one vowel off the word for "vagina", by the way. I think that's very relevant. Now, why's she wearing a hobbit waistcoat?
John Solomon said...
Because she's a nutcase, that's why. You should see how she draws her "true self" - which is apparently a little girl made out of semen.
Cowcaster said...
This is the best one so far
Miles said...
So, I think it's pretty clear that this person is totally crazy and has a terrible webcomic... can we move on to saying bad things about other comics please!
Anonymous said...
What does "reverse-punarbhava" mean? Is it a yoga move? Just curious.
John Solomon said...
It's Sanskrit for "becoming again" and it's what happens when you progress from one life to the next on your way to Nirvana. (Not the band.) So having it in reverse would be, simply, going backwards to a prior incarnation. It's a Buddhism joke, basically.
Robert said...
Huevos... That means eggs, doesn't it? Unless that's Spanish slang for testicles, I think JDR was looking for cojones. Mis cojones son como los huevos del ostriches.
Anonymous said...
Be sure to check out the POE forums for the full story on Kokoro Wish. That nutty bitch made him rewrite the game engine something like THIRTY TIMES.
Anonymous said...
This may just be a hunch, but I can't help but figure you're probably just a tad on the homophobic side. And a jackass. :P Which is all fine and good, I just wish that guys like you never got laid.
Benjamin said...
He is homophobic because s/he(?) is a transexual? Hell, he didn't even use minor offensive words like Tranny. It just seems that by saying he is homophobic you are copping out of a real argument.
Anonymous said...
Benjamin, you're probably trolling ("copping out of a real argument"? say what?), but he did use the "minor offensive word" tranny. Second-to-last sentence, in fact. I don't particulary care, but the inverse-syncophant effect is puzzling. Making the author infallible would be a shitty end to an interesting blog.
Anonymous said...
"Mis cojones son como los huevos del ostriches" what do you mean by the last part of that sentence? Ostrich = Aveztruz. To say it correctly you'd have to say "Mis cojones son como los huevos del avestruz". Avestruz, by the way, is singular. Saying "del avestruces" is incoherent. They say "cojones" in some countries, in Central America and Mexico we use "huevos". Why does people use words from languages they don't understand well?
Morgan said...
Why does people use words from languages they don't understand well? Oh my god, please tell me you did that on purpose. That is too hilarious.
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Anonymous said...
John Solomon is Charlie Brooker.
Anonymous said...
Interestingly enough she's misusing the term kokoro, since it refers to a shinto practice of nigh universal empathy... weebos shouldn't be allowed to purchase Japanese-English dictionaries.