Your Webcomic is on Hiatus and You Should Go Home

written by John Solomon

Like some kind of celestial occurence, the lives of the Elders of Zion have overlapped. Out of the vast number of things we have to get done, this blog rates fairly low on the list. Let's face it, it's webcomics. Nobody gives a fuck about webcomics except the people whose lives would be meaningless without them, like Robert A. Howard.

I'm kidding, Robert A. Howard's existence is utterly meaningless anyway.

In any case, we haven't the time to spare to read bad webcomics and talk about bad webcomics and have people cry about it. So for the next undefined period of time, YWB shall not be updating. The hiatus will end when we start updating again, which could be a week or a month from now.

I'm sure that there are a few of you out there who are moaning about that, either because you want to tell us how much you love us (unlikely) or you've got more "John Faggomon" jokes to bust out as if you're Chuckles P. Laughmeister the Komedy King. Well, tough fucking luck, because you can't. Ha ha ha.

John Solomon is Gone and You Should Go Home

written by John Solomon

But not forever. I'm on something of a business trip right now, and the Internet connection here is not supposed to be used for blogging about terrible webcomics, much less actually reading terrible webcomics in order to blog about terrible webcomics. People would end up going "John, what the Hell is this Megatokyo thing?" and I'd scream "NOOOOOOOO" in slow motion and slam the laptop shut before they gazed upon that abomination and ruined their lives.

I'll see if I can't submit you to a horror or two on the weekend, though.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

3~~~*

04 July 2007 23:11

Anonymous said...

Are you promising us Megatokyo? I am so happy I could cry.

04 July 2007 23:24

Anonymous said...

I feel bad because I actually liked MegaTokyo back before Largo left and introduced a bunch of people to it. Not that it was ever any good, but I can't believe those people still like it. Just as I can't believe I actually read all of the last 700 comics myself. You'd think my spinal cord would have strangled me.

04 July 2007 23:35

Anonymous said...

Well, have fun, and come back soon. Recently started reading through the SA Webcomic thread, and while it is fun and they all mostly have good points and debates, they don't have the entertainment value your angry bitter insults/critiques carry. And I mean that in the nice, completely not sarcastic way, keep up the good work!

05 July 2007 02:40

Anonymous said...

Fred seems like a nice guy, I shook his hand once. He probably won't threaten to kill you (though he might emit waves of passive-aggression) so it might not be quite so fun. His webcomic is definitely bad, though. Fun animu fact: his characters' eyes are so far apart because his art idols are these Japanese dudes who draw like this: http://key.visualarts.gr.jp/product/kanon/indexallse.htm

05 July 2007 03:43

Dave said...

That's good to hear, I was afraid you had decided to stop writing this. I've got a couple of comics to recommend when you get back. :]

05 July 2007 05:28

RogueDeathangel said...

I don't know if you read Dr. McNinja, but if you don't then it might provide some entertainment when you get back from this business trip. And if you do read it, or have read it in the past, then I'd be interested to hear what you think. http://www.drmcninja.com/

05 July 2007 16:06

Chris said...

I'm glad to hear that this blog isn't dying an early death. Here's to more bad webcomics getting what they deserve, more internet drama, and fewer threats on Mr. Solomon's life.

06 July 2007 00:23